In the world of infertility you will try just about anything including silly rituals and believing in crazy superstitions all in the belief they might increase your odds of becoming pregnant. You have tried drinking a special tea, eating a certain food (yams, berries, oysters, pineapples, or watermelon seeds just to name a few) and drinking nasty fertility smoothies, as well as, chugging snotty okra water for breakfast, lunch and supper.
There are even baby booties under your pillow for good luck and dust bunnies lurking underneath your bed all because Great Auntie Gertie mentioned at the last family reunion that this old wives tale of not sweeping under her bed, helped conceive five children (and it’s a free pass to stop cleaning). You have even tried both superstitions of drinking water from the glass of a pregnant woman during ovulation and sitting in her chair for 15 minutes a day during the two-week wait.
And Meat? What’s that?! Carbs and sugar?! Those heavenly delicacies haven’t touched your lips in months. You have even written a goodbye letter to your morning cup of coffee. And books on fertility? You have them all. They are on your nightstand, next to the toilet, hidden in your desk drawer at work, and stashed away in your purse (there might still be one tucked away in the glove compartment box of the car). You have not only read them once, but fifty times; forwards and backwards and each section is highlighted. You stay away from hot showers, Jacuzzi tubs, and saunas; but wear knee-length tube socks in 100 degree weather because you read once it helps create a warm and inviting uterus. Your husband is also no longer wearing briefs and you are now sportin’ around a unibrow because a woman in a fertility chat room mentioned the wax could be affecting your fertility. Sounds silly, but why not?
However this past week, while you don’t want to admit it, you have also stopped wearing deodorant because you read on Wikipedia (or maybe it was someone’s Facebook status update…you can’t remember), it was affecting your ability to conceive. Of course there is no concrete medical proof, but sister Suzie’s cousin who has a friend that lives in Chicago, knows of a girl who stopped wearing it and got pregnant that same day! Worth a shot, right? Because what if it is true your Lady Speed Stick penetrates into your armpit, travels down through your stomach to your uterus and produces an anti-fertility chemical? No medical professional has suggested you stop wearing it, but in your head, it makes logical sense, right? I mean you put
your pillows, your husband’s pillows and the pillows off the couch under your tush after “whoopie” for an hour while also eating five pineapple cores a week, and have brass wind chimes hanging on your front porch to increase your chi, so what’s the big deal in ditching your deodorant for that .001% chance of increasing your odds of conception But, at the same time, you also have a back up plan that if this doesn’t work by next week, you are moving on to either “not trying so hard” or ” just relaxing” by “taking a vacation to Hawaii.” Oh, and you are finally thinking about taking Cousin Sally’s advice of “just adopting.” Everyone gets pregnant immediately following those things, am I right? (insert an eye roll so big your eyeballs stick to the back of your head).
I want to emphasize that this post is not meant to be mean or make fun of anyone. I’ll be the first to admit that even though I believe prayer, speaking God’s word, and having faith and patience are key ingredients to bringing life to a barren womb, I have also incorporated most, if not all of these things in order to increase my chances.
In fact, this post stemmed from me considering the idea of ditching my deodorant due to the harsh chemicals that could be affecting my overall health; but perspiration, sweat rings, and the “Oh! Is that me?!” odor coming from my pits is no laughing matter. In fact, it might actually hinder my fertility as it could “kill the mood”. Therefore, if you are like me, but can’t seem to go the “all natural” route, I have found a DIY deodorant recipe from my friend which will not only keep you smelling ‘fresh and so clean, clean’ but might also give you that .001% increase you need to boost your fertility. After all, the wind chimes on your front porch are just annoying you and the headstands after sex are just causing you migraines.
What you need:
- Baking Soda
- Coconut Oil
- Essential Oils (optional)
Use equal parts of baking soda (I used 1/4 cup)…and cornstarch (1/4 cup). Add enough coconut oil to create the right spreadable consistency. This will depend on a couple of things:1.The temperature of the oil because coconut oil will melt in the heat and become solid in cooler temperatures. 2.The type of consistency you prefer. Next, add Essential Oils if you are using them.Ta da! That’s it! Just put the mixture in a container and you are good to go.
Okay, so I’m guessing some of you may be asking how this goes from the container to your pits? According to my friend, it is simple. All you need to do is scoop some onto your fingers and rub it in. I know, I know! It sounds strange, a bit odd, and maybe even awkward if your significant other is standing nearby; but I guess sometimes you just gotta put on your big girl panties and do it. It’s all for the cause my dear.
As always, I hope you have a great week and don’t forget to find time to laugh and enjoy the journey while you are on the path to reaching your destination.
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