Have you ever wondered what your exact odds of conceiving are in any given month? Yes? No? Don't care? Well, for those of you who like numbers and statistics, researchers in the UK have devised a mathematical formula that predicts a woman’s odds of conception based upon her age and the length of time she’s… Continue reading What If the Odds of Conceiving Are Against You?
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What’s the Magic Code?
Starting the "trying to conceive" journey is a lot like traveling in a foreign land. And why? Because it is complete with a whole new language. Seriously! It is! Because it's a place where DH doesn't mean designated hitter and MC is no longer referring to the famous rapper commonly known as MC Hammer… Continue reading What’s the Magic Code?
The Ten Commandments of Trying to Conceive
I. Thou shalt not treat thy home pregnancy tests with disrespect. A used negative test shall remain in a peaceful resting place in thy trash can. Furthermore, a line doeseth not count if thou drew on it with a felt tip pen. A home pregnancy test shall also not be broken in half, taken apart… Continue reading The Ten Commandments of Trying to Conceive
I Must Be Pregnant Because…
Let's face it, a well-known fact to any woman trying to conceive that the millisecond something new happens to your body during the dreaded two-week wait, you automatically think BAM! I must be pregnant! You know that your logical reasoning tells you a pregnancy can't be confirmed until you get the two pink lines on… Continue reading I Must Be Pregnant Because…
My Breasts Will Have the Answer
Imagine with me: It is just a few days before your expected period, and you are frantically searching the internet for early pregnancy symptoms with every slight twinge, cramp, and food aversion you have. For days you have been keeping a close eye on the fatigue you are now experiencing at dinner time and the… Continue reading My Breasts Will Have the Answer